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Smirnoff Ice 

An alcoholic drink made by the Smirnoff vodka company that is technically beer (it says so on the bottle) even though it's clear. It comes in a lot of flavors, some of which taste great and some of which taste nastier than shit. It has a very low alcohol per volume ranking (can't remember of the top of my head but I think it's around 10-20 proof).

Oftentimes called a bitch drink because of its low alcohol content and fruity flavor, but it tends to be the drink of choice at many parties.

The good flavors taste a lot like Sprite with alcohol, but a bit sweeter.
Guy 1: What are you drinking?
Guy 2: Green Apple flavored Smirnoff Ice!
Guy 1: Dude, that's such a bitch drink.
Guy 2: Shut up, you know you love it.
Smirnoff Ice by lovesmesumcake January 14, 2009
Related Words

go fry ice

If you can’t say something worthwhile, go do something equally useless.
- My friend broke up with her boyfriend, now she's very up set. But there's nothing I can do to help her...
- Well, I could try making out with her!
- Go fry ice Mark, I'm serious here!
go fry ice by Murilo Lopes Sobrinho February 21, 2009

vanilla ice 

A poor excuse for a musician who stole Queen and David Bowie's memorable bassline and piano intro from "Under Pressure", and sampled it into "Ice, Ice, Baby" and then denied it publicly.
Vanilla Ice thinks you are stupid and you won't recognise a stolen riff.
vanilla ice by QueenLover May 13, 2005

nigger ice

Another term for black ice; ice that a lot of people don't like.
1. Yo, on my way here i slipped on that fuckin nigger ice.

2. My whole street is covered in nigger ice.
nigger ice by Lyndie February 12, 2006

Vanilla Ice 

A crap......er sorry........RAP "artist" who made it big off of shitty rhymes and a beat stolen from Queen and David Bowie's hit "Under Pressure"
*bassline from under pressure*
Person: ALRIGHT UNDER PRESSURE!

V.I. on radio: Stop collaberate and listen....

Person:YOU FUCKIN' SUCK VANILLA...YOU AND YOUR STOLEN BEATS!
Vanilla Ice by Jimmy Jazz February 2, 2005