stretch marks

Stretch marks(or stria) are usually caused by rapid weight gain in a short period of time, pregnancy or muscle enlargement. Stretch marks are tiny tears in the dermis (the elastic, resilient middle layer) that form when the skin stretches. Stretch marks can form anywhere on the body where the skin is stretched but they most commonly form on the breasts(for women), hips, abdomine, inner thighs, buttox, behind the knees and on the arms. Stretch marks start out as a reddish/purpleish colour but with time they heal and fade to whiteish coloured scars. Stretch marks mostly occur in women during pregnancy or girls going through puberty and growth spurts. They can also occur in men who gain weight, strength train(common among body builders)and can happen during growth. They are perfectly natural and very common so don't be ashamed if you have them-- most women and men do. Unfortunately there is not anything that can completely or permantely remove or get rid of stretch marks. Certain creams can help lighten the appearance of them but they will always be there. Ones on the abdomine or arm can be removed with a tummy tuck/arm tuck and toning the parts of the body with stretch marks can help tighten the skin, making them less visible. Until scientists discover a definite way to get rid of them, they are there forever. So learn to accept them as part of your body. Many people stress over these marks but they have no control over how their body adjusts to changes like this, so why stress? They are just scars that will become nearly invisible with time.

My mother has stretch marks on her abdomine after giving birth to two children.

by Lost Soul Swimming In A Fish Bowl April 22, 2005

The Marketing Division of the Cirius Cyberntics Corporation

A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

Interestingly enough, an edition of the Encyclopedia Galactica that fell through a time-warp from 200 years in the future defines the Marketing Division of the Cirius Cybernetics Corporation as: "A bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came."

by Existential Elevator November 30, 2003

markees

a guy who is sensitive on the inside,loves sports,shy at first but when you get to know him he's nice.

markees is an extremely sexy guy!

by raettany November 13, 2010

meat market

Well stated above.
A sleazy, cheazy bar or club where the only reason anyone goes there is to pick up. If you're not there for this reason then you'll have a terrible night being unwantingly groped and hit-on. Girl's and guy's grind amongst one another to see who they will fuck in the bathroom or take home.

"'Scruffy Murphys' is a meat market. All foreign backpackers and shit trying to force themselves onto skanky ho's."

by Diego August 21, 2003

markiplier

Markiplier is a amazing YouTuber with alot of subscribers 29.4M subscribers!

And about 50M yells and screams in each fnaf video RIP headphone users!!

Jake: did you see markipliers new video last night!
Max: yea it was amazing fnaf right?

by GIVEMEAUSER June 14, 2021

MarKaAO

"Mar-Kay-Oh". Slang code for "doing twins", derives from Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen.

BASIL: Austin, did I here you tell the Fook twins that you and Dr. Evil are going to double date them tonight? Are you FRIENDS with Dr. Evil?

AUSTIN: Of course not, Basil. I just told THEM that Dr. Evil is coming along. Dr. Evil knows nothing about it! When I show up, I'll just say that the Dr. called in sick and voila, Austin will be in a MarKaAo 3some. Twins, Basil,TWINS! You messed it up for me last time, remember?

by Dr. Phil McCracken, proctologist/astronaut February 5, 2007

Markotics

Noun: A mind-altering substance with soporific effects, excessive consumption of which can lead to Markisons Disease and/or Markolepsy.

"Hey man, you should really lay off the Markotics"

by Michael A A February 7, 2008