Microfoniscatic

When a microphone meets a cat and the there is a catastrophe with the cat and the microphone messing around in your house and breaks your faviroute vase.

When I walked into my house,it was microfoniscatic

by Toepota June 21, 2023

microwavable sweat

When you microwave sweat, and sweat tastes so dirty, like my old shoes.

Microwavable sweat is disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 June 29, 2023

microscopic

Something very small.

"James willy is very microscopic."

by BJ's for 20p July 17, 2023

Microwave Bird

Depending on region it can be know as Microwave Bord.

I woman (bird) that requires very little preparation or "heating" up

Why have a microwave bird when you can have fine steak.

by DeadGrizzly July 19, 2023

Microphuckery

The ridiculous and confusing substitutions and corrections made when using the microphone to text.

It was impossible to decipher the meaning of Jane’s text due to all the microphuckery.

by Du Nord July 28, 2023

Microinfluencer

An influencer with a small following (less than 10k). People who identify with this term tend to act a lot more famous than they actually are.

person 1: I only have 2k followers, but I get brand deals and PR! I’m a microinfluencer!

person 2: I don’t think you’re actually influencing many people

by the real fat patty July 29, 2023

Microsoft

A virus that needs to be thrown out in the street and curbstomped.

Youre quarantined, did you catch Microsoft or something?

by WGstyles July 29, 2023