douche bag

Originally meant to refer to an implement women use to clean their vaginal area. Recently, has come to mean a very dislikable, pretentious, filthy or Jewish person.

-You think it's worth beating him up for it?
-Nah, he's a douche bag.

by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

douche waffle

A name derived from a young man in the early years of 2004. The term is used to insult someone, but instead of sayin douche bag or just plain douche, douche waffle came tumbling out of this young mans mouth. The word refers to one being a douche shaped as a waffle, or that smells like a waffle, or a douche that tastes like a waffle.

Also see: Douche, douche nugget, douche bag, douche salad, and douche bucket

A: Hey I want a waffle!
B: YOU ARE A DOUCHE WAFFLE!
A: What?

by douche waffle May 13, 2005

douche bag

something used in the olden days to clean ones vagina

i used a douche bag last night

by disney August 12, 2007

douche knuckle

1. The point where the douche nozzle bends.
2. Another word for douche nozzle because it sounds better.

1. Wow, the douche knuckle is very similar to a bendy straw, must've been invented by the same guy.
2. I'm sick of that douche knuckle always talkin shit, i'm gonna kick his ass.

by R. Myers March 14, 2008

after douche

when a person (usu a male named darren craig) is such a commits such douchery that the term 'douchebag' is no longer accurate, he is graduated to the after douche

Did you hear about what Darren did? I cant believe it! He is such an after douche!!

by lilbichygrl October 20, 2008

Douche Canoe

A word used when usually referring to tall, white wanna-be-thugs who are failures at talking trash. They have average white names (ie. Matt, Mark ect.) They use statements such as 'That's so G.' or 'I know man!'

Bob: Hey, you know the kid down the hall with the stupid hats, saggy pants and a bad attitude?

Steve: Yeah, what about him.

Bob: He's such a douche canoe.

by Hematidrosis October 8, 2011

douche punch

A punch used to punish someone. Usually for being a douche bag.

Corey was being a douche bag so I hit him with my douche punch.

by Majin November 28, 2004