3 definitions by Mr. Piklington

1. A heavier genre of music, usually containing lots of distortion, shredy riffs and solos, men with hair down to their knees, and sometimes a giraffe. More modern styles have incorporated breakdowns to give it a more brutal edge to the sound. These breakdown should not be confused with the Mariah Carry type of breakdown.

2. A type of elementary substance, many of which are characterized by opacity, ductility, conductivity, and a unique luster when freshly fractured. Can be found in the solid and liquid forms depending on its temperature.

3. Michael Andrew Pardy
Guy 1: "Dude! You going to the metal show tonight?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man!"

Person 1: "Dude! What's that can made of?"
Person 2: "Some kind of Metal, I assume."
by Mr. Piklington August 18, 2010
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1. When a man's genitalia is fairly clean. Usually because the man is a germaphobe and cleans his tunk with a douche.

2. Slang. Negative slander used when something unpleasant has happened.
Girl: "Wow, that's pretty clean. You must have Douche Balls."
Guy: "Why yes, yes I do."

Guy One: "Ahh man, Our van was broken into and all our gear was stolen."
Guy Two: "Douche Balls..."
by Mr. Piklington August 18, 2010
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1. When a person expels a "pfffpfpff" or "belch" sound from their mouth after eating-out a person's vagina. It will smell like their partner's orpheus.

2. When a person's voice cracks unexpectedly while talking.

Oral Queefed, Oral Queefs, Oral Queefing, Oral Queefitous
Mark: "Hey man, *pffpfpff* what's up?"
Tom: "Eww man! You just Oral Queefed in my face!!"
Mark: "Sorry, I was with Josie last night.

Dude: "My voice just cracked."
Dudette: "Thats called an Oral Queef."

Guy: "Wanna go see that ba**nd?"
Girl: "Dude, Your voice totally just Oral Queefed"
by Mr. Piklington August 17, 2010
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