Double Duck

A Southern expression used to convey sympathy for someone who has experienced two consecutive misfortunes.

Ernie: Hey, I'm devastated. I just found out my girlfriend is cheating on me!
Bert: Sorry, man.
Ernie: What's worse, she cheated on me with my best friend!
Bert: Double ducks...

Double Duck by James Earl XVIII January 2, 2011

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gravel for your duck

the theory that, as a duck needs gravel to eat and digest its food, a man needs sex to live.

"Man, I'm taking you to the bar tonight. You need to get some gravel for your duck"

gravel for your duck by "OMD" February 29, 2008

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duck • duck butter • ducking • Ducky • ducket • Duck Face • Duckie • ducksauce • Duck Butt • ducker

fuck a duck

Ode to duck fucking

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you come at last

fuck a duck by Hue Jass January 19, 2004

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daffy duck

cockney rhyming slang for fuck

alright darlin' fancy a daffy?!

daffy duck by ben curry September 24, 2003

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puddle duck

Girls that think they are country. That go to mud holes and just take selfies and start drama.

That puddle duck does nothing but start shit.

puddle duck by redneckford January 10, 2014

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Donald Duck

1. Cartoon duck created by Walt Disney. Generally bad-tempered in nature and dumber than a couple of chipmunks on helium.

2. To fart in the bath.

"Sorry about that Mickey. Just turn the TV up."

Donald Duck by Mr Ben February 7, 2005

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Mud Duck

A person whi is a sack chaser, scandalous, visious, down right rotten

Jer is a Mud Duck

Mud Duck by Luv$Kush May 6, 2010

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