douche bag 

toby beason likes penises and must be douched daily

oh god my vagina is leaking again

douche bag by LoL October 25, 2003

douche bag 

someone who is over 21 and never kissed a girl, and still wets the bed.

Brian David Simoneaux Jr.

douche bag by S-Dub April 15, 2005

douche bag 

Any male under 30 that wears pleated khakis

Look at that guy from Jersey City, what a douche bag

douche bag by golf-freak93 January 19, 2008

Douche Balls 

1. When a man's genitalia is fairly clean. Usually because the man is a germaphobe and cleans his tunk with a douche.

2. Slang. Negative slander used when something unpleasant has happened.

Girl: "Wow, that's pretty clean. You must have Douche Balls."
Guy: "Why yes, yes I do."

Guy One: "Ahh man, Our van was broken into and all our gear was stolen."
Guy Two: "Douche Balls..."

Douche Balls by Mr. Piklington August 17, 2010

Douche Bag 

silly name calling

my baby called me a "Douche Bag!"

Douche Bag by kristy May 20, 2003

Douche Bag 

Someone who plays Morrowindand and reads in his room all the time with a goofy looking face.

Kyle youre defenitelythe smelly douche bag.

Douche Bag by Anonymous September 27, 2003

Douche Hypocrite

A dobio. Someone no one likes. A loser.

Dobio is such a Douche Hypocrite!

Douche Hypocrite by anonymous August 31, 2004