Cat burglar 

Any male, usually not physically or mentally attractive, who uses his skills of persuasion and general manipulation to get girls out of his league.

How is this dude always getting hot chicks??? He's a total douche and dresses like an ass-hat! I know he's such a freakin cat burglar.

Cat burglar by IT Dept. October 20, 2008

cat driving a school bus. 

A situation that makes little to no sense.

Man, out of nowhere, a dude threw a pop-tart wrapped in bacon and underwear at me. Cat driving a school bus man...cat driving a school bus.

cat driving a school bus. by aotsviewer September 22, 2010

Cat tits 

The small roll of fat deposit located underneath a female's breasts.

My sister-in-law has cat tits.

Cat tits by Dukeness August 14, 2013

Cat Quaker 

A slang term for a bruised vagina a.k.a. Blue waffle or bruised pussy

Savannah is a cat Quaker

Cat Quaker by Turtleboi07 May 10, 2014

cat arse 

High praise. Often given to unwieldly actuaries.

cat arse by Anonymous October 20, 2003

cat burger 

A discusting vagina, often reffered to as just "burger".

Man 1: "Yo, did you get that cat burger?"
Man 2: "Nah, bitch was stank"

cat burger by JavidF January 17, 2007

Cat Tax 

A random cat picture sent through a cyber message system. An action that resembles a car's random behavior. Sometimes used as an ice breaker.

I could not think of a reason to initiate a conversation with person A, so i sent him/her a Cat Tax.

Cat Tax by BenderIsGreat32 January 2, 2017