Bluebirding

The act of throwing someone under the bus. Not just any bus, but a bus full of snotty screaming kids, driven by someone who should have lost their license years ago.

Do I look like I need tire marks on my back? I'm tried of all the bluebirding directed at me!

by dukeness August 28, 2020

Sheryl Crow

The act of leaving one square of toilet paper on the roll for the next person.

Thanks for pulling a Sheryl Crow on me. I had to wipe with the cardboard tube.

by dukeness February 06, 2012

Cat tits

The small roll of fat deposit located underneath a female's breasts.

My sister-in-law has cat tits.

by Dukeness August 14, 2013