titty buster 

1.One ruining everyone elses fun.

2.Also could be used by women describing what a cock blocker is to men. A woman stopping another woman from getting laid.

1. john: "hey we should all burn down that church!"
sarah: "no, that's a bad idea people will die!"
john: "don't be such a titty buster!"

2. "I could've hooked up with John, but his ex wouldn't leave us alone. She was being a total titty buster."

titty buster by Famousanus May 26, 2006

pity titties 

Breasts shown (in some occasions touched) because of pity for a person.

When Bob's dad died and he lost his job Lisa allowed him to touch her pity titties.

pity titties by Sarcalogos January 11, 2009

Nuns Tits 

To describe something as completely useless. Derived from the fact that nuns do not have children, nor do they have sex, both of which are the main functions of breasts.

'Colin, you are about as much use as a pair of nuns tits.'

Nuns Tits by biffboy April 9, 2009

fraggle tits 

1. oddly shaped boobs with different sized nipples or two different breast sizes.

2. an expression used to insult someone who just pulled a dick move.

mary looks so hot-steve

No dude she has major fraggle tits-jeff

look from over here-jeff

ewwww-steve

fraggle tits by thebreastexaminer April 10, 2010

McVittie Tits

Describes the moldy biscuity smell that emanates from an obese woman's flabby chest.

Nicky: "I can smell Biscuits"
Judy: "Mcvittie Tits is behind you.

McVittie Tits by Hay Jude August 22, 2015

Jeff's Mom's Titties 

Big old beef bags found on suburban moms and what have you. Think sandbags.

Did you see those whoppers? They look like Jeff's Mom's Titties!

Jeff's Mom's Titties by jerkbag donny October 7, 2011

Titty tax 

Any funds that are spent with the end goal being to see a woman's breasts. Can be used in both professional and amateur situations.

Ethan: So I took my girlfriend to the opera last night.
Tyler: Man, that's one steep titty tax.

Titty tax by Webstersdickionary January 12, 2011