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Half-Life of a Relationship 

Half-Life of a relationship is the time necessary to get over a breakup as expressed as a percentage of the total length of time of the relationship. For example some people take about 1/3 the time the entire relationship lasted for the sense of loss to finally resolve. Concept comes from nuclear physics where the half-life of radioactive material to become less toxic as expressed as a time value from the exposure (breakup) to the radioactive material.
Man, I dated her for a whole year, and we broke up. It seems from experience that my half-life of the relationship will be about 4 months!”

“Dude, that’s too long, my half-life of a relationship to get over a chick is only 1/5 of the time we were together.”
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Manu Life 

Manu Life; Someone extrodinarillay stupid.
Manu life is a term used by People that attend Otumoetai college.Manu are classes that students attend if they are accademically challenged, ie. Manu Maths or Manu social studies.
If someone is Manu life it means they are barley at functional intellegence For everything They do.
Yam; Oh where is ham-yo?
You; Oh he tried to fuck his cat and he got pissed on, hes Manu Life
Manu Life by Fortnitemywilly March 8, 2020

half life 2 

A masterpiece that came out in 2004 and still holds up in 2020.
Wow, half life 2 is still going.
half life 2 by hello gordon November 9, 2020

Gacha Life 

A trash game with trash porn everywhere in tiktok.
I don’t like Gacha Life it sucks complete ass
Gacha Life by Somehow idk May 30, 2021

Prison Life 

Prison Life is a game on Roblox that is filled to the brim with hackers. The game revolves around a simple purpose: GET OUT AND MURDER COPS! Prisoners tend to just stand at the Security door waiting for a cop to open the door, then hop like a bunny to get a Remington 870 and a Key Card. Which is why the game isn’t fun if you are a guard
Kid: Mom! I’m gonna play some Prison Life!
Kid 15 seconds later: Mom this kid is hacking!
Prison Life by G’dangry August 1, 2021

the secret life of us 

Great Melbourne made soap/drama set in trendy st kilda with great characters, great plots, great settings!
Phil: "Did you watch Secret Life last night?"
Hanna: "Yeah! How funny was Evan??!!"