Sexual act in which while fucking someone doggy style you grab their arms and steer them out the front door and bang their head on the brokenstove in the front yard.
See also: admiral
Uncle daddy was fucking me from behindlast night and gave me the ole Alabama Dinner Special.
A Chinese Daily Special is a sex act that can be exclusively performed in a threesome with two girls. The two girls lay on top of each other with their pussies touching (this is where the act gets its name), and then the male inserts his dick between them. He then thrusts until he blows a fat load over both of the girls chests and faces. No one performing actually has to be Chinese. This cannot be replicated with two men, but can be with two slices of well mayo-ed bread.
Friend: Dude, after the party I got Sara to blow me.
Me: That’s nothing, I got Jen and Julia to give me a Chinese Daily Special!
When smashing a girl from behind yell "Did sombody call Doug" then pull out and stand on a table and yell "dougy to the rescue" and smear a massive shit all over her chest saying "Dougy was here"
A Mike Pence Special is when you go to a nice strip joint and have dinner alone, because you never eat with any woman but your wife. After you eat THEN you get two girls at once for a table dance. Then you take them to a hotel, and they both puss on your face, cuz you wanna be Trump.
Me: Man, last night my wife was out of town so I went out for a Mike Pence Special at Strip-a-rams.