by OOoooOooOOooOoOoOOoOOoOO me li January 13, 2022

It was a cold snowy November morning...a friend picked me up from my estate. We grabbed some food and entered a nearby hipster coffee shop. While playing catch up, a man got hit by a truck. Everyone in the crowded coffee shop stopped typing poetry on their Mac book and looked up. What they saw was horrifying; blood everywhere, truck shattered on the ground. After the paramedics arrived and pronounced him dead on the scene. We all decided we had to go back to our poetry and overpriced espresso. A few minutes later, the mans son fell off the second story and he was still going strong. The barista was in a bad mood after all the craziness and while trying to get a refill on my Bianca white mocha he was being extremely rude. With much despair...the words rang from my mouth “who shit in your Oreos.”
Me: cheer up
Friend: go type your poetry and I hope your flannel rips.
Me: well “who shit in your Oreos”
Friend: go type your poetry and I hope your flannel rips.
Me: well “who shit in your Oreos”
by madscatraz November 22, 2017

A thought finisher.
When someone is thinking of what they are trying to say and pauses after they say “and fuckiiin.. ummm” during their lost mind dragging on the Ummm is when u sternly and definitively finish the entire thought they were trying to mumble on with a quick “Who’s Fuckin?! Is it you? is it me??” And their story is then permenantly forgotten and they will say huh., and then your good to move on with your day!
When someone is thinking of what they are trying to say and pauses after they say “and fuckiiin.. ummm” during their lost mind dragging on the Ummm is when u sternly and definitively finish the entire thought they were trying to mumble on with a quick “Who’s Fuckin?! Is it you? is it me??” And their story is then permenantly forgotten and they will say huh., and then your good to move on with your day!
“Ohh yeah man I was all like skirt skirt into my parking spot and fuckin.... fuckiiin umm”
“Who’s Fuckin? You? Is it me?!?”
“…. “
“Who’s Fuckin? You? Is it me?!?”
“…. “
by pseudonympho March 1, 2022

Hym "Who am I talking to, bitch? Who am I talking to? Say, when Andy fuxked your daughter, did she fuck him because his cock is fat or did she fuck him because she thought he was me? SOMEBODY listened to me, didn't they? What happened bitch? You gonna live in denial for the rest of your life or what is the plan here? I mean, the situation I'M IN... Looks to ME like this: Obvious charlatan who thinks he's better than everyone and got molested by his grandma desperately scrables to accrue as much power as possible after being humiliated by the greatest mind who has ever lived (and the creator of A.I.). Am I close? How about this: Wannabe aristocrat snob thought he was profound only to have his mind shattered by a superior mind? And tell Mikhaila, she can still have the real thing. I'll breed her. BUT! But... She has to beg for it because she's a filthy, filthy slut (oh shit I'm getting hard just thinking about her). But, yeah, let me know. Get back to- call me or something... I'll be here."
by Hym Iam March 17, 2024

by Upstairsdragon February 27, 2014

The worst fucking comment made by man kind in existence. It is typically used on youtube as far as I know, and people use it when they dont actually care about the topic and only want likes, called a like beggar. Some people using this on really sensitive topics, and it pisses people off.
Someone in comment section: Team/Who thinks/Who else/______ 👇
Literally anyone thats over the age of 7: you dont even care about this bro u just want likes
Kids: sOoOOo?
Literally anyone thats over the age of 7: you dont even care about this bro u just want likes
Kids: sOoOOo?
by valleyer October 30, 2023

Even if the WHO knew exactly who and where the virus came from, they're going to make sure people get enough vague answers that they're kept in the dark and fed shit like mushrooms, to keep them from connecting A to B.
The WHO is clever, just like any other government organization. They wouldn't benefit from people knowing who and where the virus really came from, they benefit from good information remaining a mystery, while misinformation spreads like wildfire.
by Solid Mantis February 9, 2021
