Scooty 

The nickname of Scott Allen Allen, who works at Sbux and is about Yay high high and has curly dark brown hair. He's a badass muthafuck. True

Scooty does not perform with legendary service at Sbux, but still, he a mUthafuck. Yeah

Scooty by Jerf November 28, 2004

scoot 

to jack off, masturbate, etc.

i scooted yesterday.

scoot by scooooter February 28, 2005

Cooter Scooter 

a slang word for a dildo, vibrator, or strap-on.

Roy was looking through his mom's room for something and came across her cooter scooter. He was scared for life.

Cooter Scooter by zmar328 September 27, 2012

Smooth and Nice 

A verbal high-five from one guy to another. Generally directed at an enticing (smooth) or sexual (nice) action.

TJ: "Anything exciting happen last night?"
David: "Well at one point we crammed like ten people into a car. Naturally I had a girl on my lap because of this. She was wearing a skirt, so I got my diddle on."
TJ: "With everybody else in the car?"
David: "Hells yeah!"
TJ: "Smooth and nice"

Smooth and Nice by Beat Slice Fresh February 10, 2009

smoothtasticness 

1. smoothness to the MAX

2. of or being extremely smooth probably the highest degree of smoothness you could possibly atain or be.

person 1: hey did you see that new drink ad it looks like the drink might be smooth.

person 2: yeah i already had one it was the most smoothtasticness drinks i have ever had.

smoothtasticness by skel'elm April 10, 2009

smooth sherlock 

when someone makes a smooth transition from failblog to leet in less than 5 seconds.

The story as it's told.
Five: I was watching squirels mate, and I rode my bicycle into a parked car, and I looked around for witnesses, and I got back on my bicycle, and I rode around the corner to safety to set my broken leg.
Everyone: Smooth Sherlock!

smooth sherlock by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 23, 2011

Smooth Smoothie 

A smoothie that is exeptionally smooth. Smoother and the average smoothie.

You are one smooth smoothie.

Smooth Smoothie by Quibnar April 13, 2011