Definitions by zmar328

Cooter Scooter 

a slang word for a dildo, vibrator, or strap-on.

Roy was looking through his mom's room for something and came across her cooter scooter. He was scared for life.

Cooter Scooter by zmar328 September 27, 2012

iPhone Snob 

Someone who thinks they are better than everyone else just because they have an iPhone. They usually try to remind people that they have an iPhone but other people do not.

Sarah: Do you ever talk to Zach anymore?
Alex: Nah, he is such an iPhone snob. It's like he thinks he is better than everyone else.
Sarah: What a douche.

iPhone Snob by zmar328 December 11, 2011