Turkey Sandwich 

Taking a crap, pooping
-noun

ex 1:
I just had the worlds greatest turkey sandwich! Ever!

ex 2:
guy 1: I be right back, gonna make a turkey sandwich

guy 2: make sure you turn the fan on, don't destroy the bathroom like last time!

Turkey Sandwich by den 3 February 16, 2009

Japanese Turtle Sandwich 

When a man massages a woman's labia minora slowly with his tongue. This is said to be a "turtle sandwich" because the man is "eating-out" the woman slowly (like a turtle would). The Japanese root of this phrase is there because Japanese people have a strong affiliation with turtles, especially in their diet.

Wegner (Teacher) - You're expose is late! You're getting an F this quarter!
Young Student - NO PLEASE! I'll do anything!!
Wegner (Teacher) - Even... a Japanese Turtle Sandwich?
Young Student - (gulps)... Yes! Even that!

(the process follows)

Japanese Turtle Sandwich by Franco P. December 14, 2008

ham sandwich on rye 

a jewish girl's private parts

Ari spread his mayo over her ham sandwich on rye

ham sandwich on rye by rob May 7, 2005

clam sandwich 

Two vaginas are pressed togther with a thin layer of roast beef placed in bewteen! It is a thinly sliced lean roast beef pressed between two hairless clams.

Excuse me... is that a clam sandwich that you two lovely ladies are displaying? Yes, we are pushing our pussies togther and, yes, this is roast beef inbetween!

clam sandwich by Dr. Felchenstien May 20, 2004

loose meat sandwich

If you are one of those guys who likes to pleasure himself using comestibles of the meaty variety,then you would no doubt use a 'loose meat sandwich'...

i like to jerk of inside a loose meat sandwich.

loose meat sandwich by nimajneb tsrohnedab May 22, 2006

Labia Sandwich

Wrapping those two fine, tender, swollen, moist pieces of female flesh around a throbbing, engorged massive piece of man-meat, then serving it up, usually with some intense labia "lip fucking" for the room to slowly suck, nibble, eat, or just enjoy.

Dude, I was in the hot tub this weekend with three smokin' co-eds and they started some crazy shit. This brunette laid over the edge of the tub sporting the best swollen camel toe I've ever seen, and says "Wanna rub your cock inside my hot pussy lips?" Who the hell turns that up?

So I'm basically titty fucking her twat and the other two chicks start pushing her lips hard against me. It was fucking amazing. And just when you think it couldn't get any better? One of the chicks starts sucking the brunette's clit lips, and the other one starts mouthing the head of my cock. FFsake! So while I'm stroking it back and forth, I'm mouth fucking her hard, and the brunette is getting awesome head and cock action.

When she came I lost my shit completely. It was a rockin' Labia Sandwich!

Labia Sandwich by RieverXXX April 30, 2012

Boston Sandwich 

A man pours scalding hot Clam Chowder in between a girl's ass cheeks. He then proceeds to fuck her in the ass until she shits. The man proceeds to stop the shit from falling off the ass using his penis. He then ejaculated atop the entire mixture and proceeds to eat it.

Stacie asled for a Boston Sandwich in Harvard Yard last night, but the Sox game was on!

Boston Sandwich by Blahblah1969 April 1, 2016