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A Lamb Sandwich

Where you have sex in the bathroom of a restaurant.
Hey, when I'm in town you want to go get A Lamb Sandwich

Turkey Sandwich 

Taking a crap, pooping
-noun
ex 1:
I just had the worlds greatest turkey sandwich! Ever!

ex 2:
guy 1: I be right back, gonna make a turkey sandwich

guy 2: make sure you turn the fan on, don't destroy the bathroom like last time!
Turkey Sandwich by den 3 February 16, 2009

Japanese Turtle Sandwich 

When a man massages a woman's labia minora slowly with his tongue. This is said to be a "turtle sandwich" because the man is "eating-out" the woman slowly (like a turtle would). The Japanese root of this phrase is there because Japanese people have a strong affiliation with turtles, especially in their diet.
Wegner (Teacher) - You're expose is late! You're getting an F this quarter!
Young Student - NO PLEASE! I'll do anything!!
Wegner (Teacher) - Even... a Japanese Turtle Sandwich?
Young Student - (gulps)... Yes! Even that!

(the process follows)
Japanese Turtle Sandwich by Franco P. December 14, 2008

ham sandwich on rye 

Ari spread his mayo over her ham sandwich on rye
ham sandwich on rye by rob May 7, 2005

clam sandwich 

Two vaginas are pressed togther with a thin layer of roast beef placed in bewteen! It is a thinly sliced lean roast beef pressed between two hairless clams.
Excuse me... is that a clam sandwich that you two lovely ladies are displaying? Yes, we are pushing our pussies togther and, yes, this is roast beef inbetween!

loose meat sandwich

If you are one of those guys who likes to pleasure himself using comestibles of the meaty variety,then you would no doubt use a 'loose meat sandwich'...
i like to jerk of inside a loose meat sandwich.