I am LIVING 

Also can be said as "I'm living!", or "LIVING". A term used to describe feeling great, and on top of the world about something. They could also say it during something they highly enjoy.

Halloween! My favorite time of year, i'm already at this costume party and I am LIVING.
It's 2017 and i'm downtown watching the ball drop. LIVING.
Currently painting my nails rainbow colors. LIVING
I am LIVING for this new coffin bath bomb!

I am LIVING by Shirleythememefactory October 30, 2016

I carried a watermelon 

I can believe I actually said that...so uncool

As per "Dirty Dancing" upon meeting a gorgeous man for the first time and the first thing you say to him is "i carried a watermelon"

I carried a watermelon by caroline mcc July 14, 2006

I'm begging you 

This is the phrase used by pathetic men who cannot get any action from their significant other and therefore, as a last resort, feel that they need to beg for it.

Woman : "You can try all you want but I'm just not ready!!"

Man : "I'm begging you! Baby please!! Think of all the men at work!! They're laughing at me!!!!"

Woman : "No!"

Man cries.

I'm begging you by ZCMC March 11, 2009

i banged your mom 

It's a reply to an annoying person or the best way to get people to shut the fuck up

Mom: what did you do today?
Me: I banged your mom

A random guy: Do I know you?
Me: I banged your mom

i banged your mom by Fuck your mom assholle November 18, 2016

i am confusion 

A phrase saying that you are confused used in a simi popular internet meme.

(Hears a confusing theory on 9/11) . I am confusion.

i am confusion by Sober calvin February 26, 2017

I'm sorry you feel that way 

The typical bullshit, don't give a fuck, patronizing response from an "authority" when you tell them what you really think.

Worker: "This job isn't worth the gas it takes me to drive my car in every morning, the shit I put up with should never have to be tolerated by any human being. This job's for the fuckin' birds."

Boss: "I'm sorry you feel that way."

I'm sorry you feel that way by SpeedyG123 February 27, 2010

I think I'm Big Meech 

Knowing you're a boss, goin' ham
Popularized by Ricky Rozay's BMF

I think I'm Big Meech...LARRY HOOVER

I think I'm Big Meech by Rozay October 14, 2010