Cunt booger 

The clear gooey substance that sometimes comes out of a woman's vagina. Women often find this substance in their underwear. It has a consistency of a gooey booger.

Kristy dug in her underwear and pulled out a cunt booger and wiped it on Erin.

Cunt booger by Bigbootyhoe21389 May 6, 2011

cunt scrubber 

one who rubs a vagina, especially the clitoris, in a vertical motion, as though washing dishes

fucking cunt scrubber!

cunt scrubber by JamesD & RobertSY November 25, 2007

cunt burglar

1. A boyfriend who takes up all of your friend's time, making it impossible for the two you to hang out.

2. Another guy who steals your girlfriend.

1. Susan and I used to hang out every weekend but that cunt burglar, Phil is taking all her time.

2. friend: Hey, Phil where's Susan?
phil: Gary got her.
friend: Argh that cunt burglar!

cunt burglar by fivesixace May 26, 2008

cunt flaps

noun, the side flaps of the female genitalia

originates in english class, cunt flaps was one of the hang man answers i made for shamus, we were bored

-That chicks got massive cunt flaps, dirty!

cunt flaps by York March 28, 2004

cunt wagon

1 A vehicle used to try to impress the female gender. Usually a Hummer, Beamer, Mercedes etc.

2 An expensive vehicle to compensate for some other shortcoming.

Justin was cruising in his cunt wagon trying to pick up Jackie.

cunt wagon by Boydman January 14, 2007

cunt mustard 

Vaginal discharge that a woman gets when she has caught a bad STD and doesn't bathe or get treatment for months.

Man, this chick got a bad case of cunt mustard.

cunt mustard by Defcon One January 12, 2009

cunt hound 

a guy who beds any girl he wants.

Colin Farrell is the most unstoppable cunt hound out there.

cunt hound by anon May 13, 2005