cunt burglar

1. A boyfriend who takes up all of your friend's time, making it impossible for the two you to hang out.

2. Another guy who steals your girlfriend.
1. Susan and I used to hang out every weekend but that cunt burglar, Phil is taking all her time.

2. friend: Hey, Phil where's Susan?
phil: Gary got her.
friend: Argh that cunt burglar!

by fivesixace May 26, 2008
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