Super Serious Facebook Commentor 

Someone who takes a humorous status and leaves a long drawn out comment bringing everyone down

Status: a homeless guy asked me for a dollar today I said of course do you have change for a hundred? Lol

Comment: Homeless people have no choice but to pan handle, what if it was one of your ralatives? The are 30,000 homeless people in our city.....blah blah blah

Comment: it was just a joke Super Serious Facebook Commentor!

Super Serious Facebook Commentor by Shizzy1980 February 22, 2011

super loser double feature 

A 'Super Loser Double Feature' is going to see two or more movies in one evening by yourself. Said person is alone by choice, unavailability of real/imaginary friends or hatred of other humans. Kiosks are used to purchase tickets so same ticket counter does not see said person twice. Antisocial behavior maybe exhibited if noisy family or seat kickers sit to close. In some situations said person will go to multiple theaters to completely avoid being identified as a double dipper.

Last Saturday Jason had a rare Super Loser Double Feature night at the movies after none of his 'friends' called him back.

super loser double feature by realtalljason July 4, 2011

Super Tan

This is when an extremely tan guy wearing board shorts sticks his man shaft into his female partner's pooper and then denies that he has done so.

Guy 1: Hey man i super tanned a girl last night!
Guy 2: So you stuck it in her pooper right?
Guy 1: Naw man, that ain't me!

Super Tan by Capitainjacob December 2, 2011

super dump

Climbing to the top of the stall in a public restroom and stradling the stall walls positioning your rectum 5 feet above the toilet, then pooping.

Super dump: I super dumped McDonald's yesterday.

super dump by Contherad December 9, 2013

Super Squirt September 

In light of 2017's No Nut November, which led to Destroy Dick December, and then to No Finger February, Super Squirt September is a challenge for women during September to orgasm a number of times equal to the date in September.

Girl 1: Are you attempting Super Squirt September?
Girl 2: You know I am. This is one great month.

Super Squirt September by InvisibleBob December 19, 2018

Super bowel

On super bowl weekend you hold your poop starting on the friday before the super bowl then don’t poop until half time of the super bowl.

I can’t wait to release my super bowel.

Super bowel by Calvinthedragon March 13, 2019

Super Junior 

A person that went to college and dropped out senior year

Dan Maltese is the coolest super junior I know!

Super Junior by Matt Bruno June 13, 2019