Potato

The best thing you can be

IMA POTATO

by Potato~Chan July 10, 2019

potato alarm clock

When someone wakes you up by shoving a potato up your ass, removes it, and makes mashed potatoes with it.

Logan woke up to a potato alarm clock on the day of thanksgiving. Those mashed potatoes were the best I ever had!

by Hoeazzbetch November 23, 2021

Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes

A phrase used when feeling both annoyed and upset.

Person 1: This guy is targeting me specifically.
Person 2: Leave the game then.
Person 1: Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes.

by Astertious June 8, 2024

Potato

food sent from god

potato

by Gunboi With A Gun And Gunboi February 1, 2021

Old potato farming btard

Glenn Attridge

Glenn Attridge is an old potato farming btard

by Assridge November 16, 2011

beef potato boy

beef potato boy.

beef potato boy.

by Child of god (jk Satan is bae) June 14, 2021

gooch potato

1. The dandruff clumps on your taint.
2. An obscure sexual aroused fetish using potatos
3. Sticking your nose between Someones pelvis and anus.

Katie:What are you doing back there Jim?
Jim: There were yellow flakes on the bed !
Katie:You think its gooch potato?

Jim:Its definitely gooch potato

by AsAboveSoBelow420 October 11, 2017