Another name for Mission Viejo, so named for the early immigrants that journeyed there from Spanish Mexico: Colonel Salvador Jesus Ignoble de Potato (1779-1828) led an expedition to settle the peaty marshes where Borders, Best Buy, and Dairy Queen now sit.

Mission Potato/Viejo is one of the world's leading exporters of tubers with business degrees.
"Hey dude, where you from again?"

"Mission Potato."

"Where's that?"

"Orange County."

"Dude! The OC!!"
by Zak Nelson July 29, 2006
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