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Toecutter 

In Australian police slang, toecutter refers to members of the internal Ethical Standards Division (including such groups as the former Office of Police Integrity in Victoria).

In underworld slang, it refers to a criminal who preys on other criminals, using threats and extreme violence to obtain money:

'...the old toecutter activity, where you'd find out who'd done armed robbery, and you'd go around and give them the old Avon lady ring on the doorbell while they're sitting there counting out the money and take more than your fair share. And if they didn't they'd suffer the consequences.' Greg Davies, Secretary of the Victorian Police Association, interviewed on 'Tough Nuts: Australia's Hardest Criminals'.

The most famous Australian toecutter is the late Mark Brandon 'Chopper' Read

The term has spread more generally throughout the community, and in workplaces is used to refer to individuals involved in assessing other employees, such as performance managers.

It is believed that the term originates in Northern Ireland, used at one time to refer to the Royal Ulster Constabulary and their torture techniques. There is no evidence Australian criminal toecutters actually cut off the toes of their victims with bolt cutters, as is commonly believed: this would seem to be a myth, probably manufactured by the toecutters themselves.
'Some cops bashed a suspect and he went public about it. Now they've got the toecutters investigating them.'

'I heard you've got a meeting with the toecutters this 'arvo. Good luck.'
Toecutter by jieshou January 24, 2016
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Toepener 

The Toepener allows users to open a door using only their foot, creating a simple germ-free option for exiting the restroom.
Use a Toepener!
Toepener by YumYumBeware February 22, 2011
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Toejamming 

The act of ramming and massaging your girl's vagina with your big toe, similar to finger banging.
"John, jesus. I look over when we're supposed to be watching football and you're toejamming your girl on my couch. Get a fucking room you pervert."
Toejamming by Grolls September 26, 2011
A toefa is a former sofa which has had someone's bare feet on them, hence 'toe'fa.
Sophia: She has her feet out on the Sofa
Zara: Ergh *rolls eyes*
Fiza: Those feet look like hands
Sal: Thats unSweeterman
Sophia: It's a toefa now
toefa by SalSweeterman June 30, 2016

toetobomb 

When someone takes a photo of something and unintentionally includes their toes/feet meaning that the toes are photobombing.
Richard took a picture of his cute dog but his friend toetobombed the photo, taking away from the cuteness.
toetobomb by salted.lemons July 21, 2018

Dusty Cheetos Toes

Dusty Cheetos Toes are toes, but TASTIER. They start with a little dust that is fun to lick, then end with a yummy toe to eat. When u bite into your crunchy toe nail throbs and sizzles in yo mouth.
"Hey kid. you want a yummy Dusty Cheetos Toes?"