PROXY (software)

PROXY is a licensed software product made by PROXY Networks. Besides being utterly stupid to name any software "proxy" (more widely known as being something completely different in IT networking), the product still looks like it's from Windows 95 and handles more or less to that capacity.

It's complete crap

Idiot help desk tech: My IT shop uses PROXY (software) for remote connections to manage our infrastructure.

Network tech: Wait, why are you using a network proxy for something you need to access remotely?

Every other IT professional: PROXY sucks, use something... literally ANYTHING else.

by donotmicrowaveagain May 18, 2020

Walk softly but carry a big stick

Theodore Roosevelt's way of saying do everything carefully,but always keep the strap

Michael might act timid,but he's not scared to pack heat (i.e.,walk softly but carry a big stick)

by Nowthatsepic May 19, 2020

Quickie-Softie

When you cum so fast your penis isn't even fully erect

Wow John, last night this porn was so hot, it ended up being a quickie-softie!

by Sum foo May 26, 2020

lil software

lil software is the fucking best beat producer in world.

Fucking lil software is so good

by Ur anus yeet 123 July 1, 2020

all_softi

the sweetest stan twt acc in the planet! and the best stan acc on twt in the world

i wish i could be a all_softi

by mememememmememememem February 22, 2021

Pedal...softie

A bit of a pp, though she makes hot characters
Yeah💞 she kinda hates life
And she uses she/they pronouns

Person: “wow! ‘Pedal...softie’ sucks!”
Another person: “ugh ikr”

by Not Pedal...softie April 29, 2021

Pork softy toast

A reassuringly soft pork scratching with a crunchy crust

John’s pork softy toast smelt like a farmer’s finger

by Cribble crabdabbler July 4, 2021