beta-hipster

A teenage wannabe hipster who tries too hard to be different from the rest of his or her peers.

Dude: Hey Aiden, are you coming to Homecoming this Friday?

Aiden: Nah, I'm going to open mic at the Coffee Roaster that night.
Dude: You can be such a beta-hipster sometimes.

by DrDefinition December 13, 2015

Reverse Hipster Hipster

Adjective
A reverse hipster hipster is much like a reverse hipster, if a reverse hipster was actually a hipster, if that makes sense, they simply express unpopular opinions as an attempt to look cool and different, but then suggests that people who disagree with him are in fact the hipsters, they're basically hipsters who are in denial.

"Minecraft sucks only hipsters like it" says a Reverse Hipster Hipster, this makes him a Reverse Hipster Hipster because he is expressing an unpopular opinion to look cool and different, but at the same time suggests that the ones who disagree with him are the hipsters.

by Cheeseburger Apocalypse April 18, 2016

busted hipster

A busted hipster is a hipster that can no longer function in their element as being "hip." They have either consumed so many drugs that they don't even identify as human anymore or the bright colors they stare at all day made them crazy. Busted hipsters no longer fall into the realm of tacky tattoos or super tight pants, but instead join the mass of confused "hippies" that have smoked themselves stupid.

Look at Mike, those tacky tattoos and shades for sure represent a busted hipster.

by Kemper42 August 2, 2016

Throbbing hampster

When your cock gets stuck a Jewish Asshole

I was so upset i did a throbbing hampster

by Moist robert December 5, 2016

Autopsyco Hipster

Someone who does things before they know its cool even if everyone else knows.

Woah you didn't know the bottle challenge was a thing? But you're so good at it. You're such a autopsyco hipster...

by DaleksRGwd December 6, 2016

Angry hamster

The above statement is not correct. The angry hamster is when ur in a fight with ur bf. So as a revenge u start sucking off another dude then pretend tot swallow but actually saving his Jizz in your cheeks like a hamster. Then you walk up to your bf and make out with him.

That bitch didnt get me the extra McRib so I pulled an angry hamster on his ass.

by Carla from dorset April 4, 2017

greedy hamster

A selfish fuckbag who only looks out for ones self interest and prosperity

Brandon screwed the crew over $2.50 on payroll that greedy hamster

by Timmy t-ReX July 4, 2017