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An activity that involves pointing out the inherent snobbery and hypocritical nature associated with the hipster attitude. While everyone seems to engage in it, it is an especially favorite pastime of hipsters themselves.
Hipster: Hipsters are incredibly annoying creations of modern society.
Non-Hipster: Dude, why are you hipster bashing? You are a hipster.
Hipster: I am NOT a hipster.
by DrDefinition October 20, 2015
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A sanctuary. A place of refuge.

While it is the name of the Islamic holy city in Saudi Arabia, the term may be applied more generally to denote a haven.
by DrDefinition October 21, 2015
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A childless adult in his or her 20s (and early 30s) who is counter cultural, and will engage in fashion, ideas and philosophies that are against the mainstream. Contrary to popular belief, the hipster doesn't define a monolithic cultural group, but unapologetic individuals who are confident and comfortable going against widespread currents and beliefs. Since hipsters don't self-identify, a simple procedure has been developed to identify the hipster: 1) in a room of 20-somethings, exclude the foreigners, awkward introverts and those with children; 2) identify those who, while seeming confident, natural and self-assured, look like fish out of water on closer inspection - these individuals are your hipsters. They'll wear tuxedos to restaurants in San Fransisco, jeans and t-shirts before the Queen of England, and a cowboy hat to a night club. They'll listen to 1920's music when in L. A., indie rock when in Texas, and blue grass when in Boston. A true hipster will find himself constantly at odds with local politics no matter where he moves.
Dude: I know why you don't like Tailor Swift - you're a hipster.

Hipster: I am NOT a hipster.
by DrDefinition October 20, 2015
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A teenage wannabe hipster who tries too hard to be different from the rest of his or her peers.
Dude: Hey Aiden, are you coming to Homecoming this Friday?

Aiden: Nah, I'm going to open mic at the Coffee Roaster that night.
Dude: You can be such a beta-hipster sometimes.
by DrDefinition October 20, 2015
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A Norwegian expression that means to check and lubricate weapons. Often used by military folk in Norway.
Officer: Look at that rifle. Why don't you go do a Texas?
Soldier: Yes sir!
by DrDefinition October 22, 2015
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Norwegian slang for "without a care in the world".
The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and everyone was hawaii.
by DrDefinition October 22, 2015
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An adult female human who has debilitating low self-esteem. A beta female will imitate the alpha female to an almost pathological extent, leaving one to question whether a beta female has any personality of her own. While she may imitate and follow the alpha female, she harbors significant jealousy and will try to seduce the alpha female's man at unsuspecting moments. Her allegiance to a specific alpha female is as fleeting as an internet joke, and will follow another Queen Bee with the shifting of the winds. She may also use easy sex to acquire social status, and may end up as a trophy wife of an alpha male if she's physically attractive enough. However, alpha males usually regard beta females as either silly or crazy and not worthy of respect, producing a dysfunctional relationship and divorce. Advanced stages of the beta female condition may result in single-motherhood where the beta female is receiving either child support, alimony or welfare checks.
"I thought you should know that I saw Sandy come-on to your man at last night's party. That woman may hang with you, act like you, dress like you, but she is no friend of yours. She's a beta female."
by DrDefinition October 21, 2015
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