by TheNutK April 23, 2019

A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.
by pureownage54 December 21, 2008

When a man desires his partner sit on his face after a bowl movement, and cleanse their area with his beard.
He wallowed in the dirty goat she had given him as her thick fecal matter permeated his gray goatee painting it a rich brown masterpiece.
by Synaptic4Play March 20, 2021

by 1bdb1 January 19, 2023

to be goated is to be alan. goated is not the greatest of all time, but rather refers to slight definitions you can think of yourself. In the inc class of "26, goated is used as an everyday vocabluary in order to distinguish and define the best from extrodinary. when it comes to alan though, goated has a different meaning entirely.
by andromeda_771 June 2, 2022

by 5 percent nick February 2, 2018

by yopersboy March 10, 2021
