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The guy in the goatskin pants

A dude that shows up at a large majority of metal concerts in Los Angeles. He is most often seen wearing his trademark goatskin pants, and is always drunk, or on some sort of hallucinogen. He is also reportedly "satanic".

Nobody likes .him, and he often gets kicked out of venues for starting fights, and not finishing them, as he usually gets his ass kicked/messed up in the pit
At the Korpiklaani/Tyr concert:

Me - wtf, who's that idiot with the concussion and large bump on his head?!

Trevor - That's the guy in the goatskin pants, he's always at metal concerts drunk and starting shit.

goatstink 

An unimaginably horrific odor that some speculate emanates from an unclean human anal aperture.
He was known far and wide for having the worst, most disabling case of goatstink ever identified.
goatstink by Dr Bunnygirl February 1, 2019

Goat Skin 

A drunken deliberant ass with an unusual ability to words shaved into it's back hair. aka complete idiot
Goat Skin is an idiot. Go Cats!!
Goat Skin by chedder chease December 3, 2003

Goatskinning 

The act of pretending to go to work when really you're going to pound town at the neighbor's house.
'Well, off I go to work, those goats aren't going to skin themselves!'

No, that guy will be goatskinning across the street all night long.
Goatskinning by GuyOnAFlyingRock January 25, 2024