“Me and my boy just had a shag but it wasn’t gay because we both had socks on”
“it’s not gay if you have socks on”
“it’s not gay if you have socks on”
by __shagalot December 8, 2020
Get the Socksmug. by Tipper Dan November 3, 2023
Get the White socksmug. Mike: Tommy’s got a new GF!
Bud: Oh yea, she any good?
Mike: Yea not bad, has a pair of socks though!
Bud: oh shit, some other cunts kids.
Bud: Oh yea, she any good?
Mike: Yea not bad, has a pair of socks though!
Bud: oh shit, some other cunts kids.
by Socktheif June 28, 2022
Get the SOCKmug. by Ol groper December 10, 2016
Get the change my socksmug. by THE_FUCK! May 23, 2018
Get the Meat sockmug. A cross between Docking and Sounding where one male sounds and then with another starts docking. As they interlock, the reed is shared between their urethras, making a more pleasureful experience.
"Do you think Jeff will ever stop glazing LeBron?"
"Of course not, he's probably imagining socking with LeBron as we speak, and I think I will too".
"Of course not, he's probably imagining socking with LeBron as we speak, and I think I will too".
by MrPenisMan69 September 15, 2025
Get the Sockingmug. A dirty sock condom is the condom that has been in the bottom of your sock drawer since your dad gave it to you during your freshman year of high school.
by Freddie Mercy March 1, 2014
Get the dirty sock condommug.