roast beef taco

A sophomoric euphimism for the visible parts of female genitalia, owing to the resemblance to shaved meat.

"Her roast beef taco smells like fish, ironically."

by bellipotent July 27, 2006

flangey beef towlets

a womens flaps, cunt

"she had these really wet flangey beef towlets, i couldn't keep my cock away!"

by alex sangster April 2, 2008

porned beef

after excessive masturbation to porn, a man's penis is sore and limp.

oh man, i spent all day beating off to Jenna Haze, now i have porned beef

by mehsef;ohuin October 13, 2009

argentinian beef

1. Literal Some of the finest beef available in all of South America.

2. When you have a long dick but know that one of your neighbor's is longer.

Man 1: *unzips pants* Look at my big dick. Must be all that Argentinian beef I've been eating.
Man 2: *unzips pants* If you've been eating Argentinian beef, then I must be eating Chilean beef!

by Marcanus Aurelius November 26, 2015

Ground Beef

When someone is anal fisted, there is a chance that their rectum will stick out. The red, pink tissue looks like ground beef, hince the name.
See: Rosebud

You have some nice ground beef!

by WhoDatFreshBoi April 8, 2017

all-beef diet

1. Colorectal cancer to own the libs.

2. Cow-based charlatanism; runs in families.

3. Keto 4.0, for incels.

'Did you hear about Benjamin, he's started that all-beef diet after spending several hundred dollars accessing nutritional advice from a quack with zero qualifications, all in the hope it'll bring him closer to her equally kooky dad.'

'Well, there was a recent outbreak of BSE, so let's hope CJD does its thing and this distinctly boneheaded contingency collectively win the next few decades' Darwin Awards.'

'To be fair, bovine spongiform encephalopathy does accurately describe the brain states of these pathological simpletons.'

by TwoBitVigilante November 17, 2018

Rusty Beef Needle

When a man with a thin Twizzler like penis fucks his girlfriend while she's on her period then sticks it in her ear.

DO ME DO ME. I love me some rusty beef needle!

by Blazin Crotch May 28, 2009