human roast beef

Ravioli give me the formuoli when you look like a roasted piece of beef
by Human roast beef November 25, 2023
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Beef jerky backhander

A move typically used by men’s running clubs, the beef jerky backhander is best deployed when 3 or more runners are occupying the same shower together after they’ve hit the pavement & busted out a ‘PB’. The move allows the user to pleasure the man behind him in the shower by placing his hand backwards and jerking the beef of his running companion. Purists often wait until later into the shower so that the skin of the erect penis shrivels in the heat and resembles actual beef jerky.
“Man, I showered with the dragons at lunch and One of them gave me a beef jerky backhander without lube. Apparently he wanted that beef aged.”
by Dragon Voyeur January 01, 2018
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beef bread

"What's Beef Bread?" "It's meat in the shape of a Brea-BEEF BREAD! BEEF BREAD! BEEF BREAD!"
by Da_Fancy_Kat April 29, 2021
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Beef Briscuit

the act of fucking a girl so hard that shit cums out her asshole; the act of eating a girl out and finding shit cuming out her asshole
"Dude I would have fucked her but I heard she rocks a mean beef briscuit!"
by Hymen Breaker 69 December 27, 2009
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Beef Badger

Sex position where the female fixates her feet behind her head (for easy access) and the male eats her out.
“Yo, I gave her Sarah the old beef badger last night”
by Bbldrizzycb May 22, 2025
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Beef-Witted

Someone stupid, dumb, or dull. e.g; little sisters
by Leroop December 15, 2021
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