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argentinian beef
1. Literal Some of the finest beef available in all of South America.
2. When you have a long dick but know that one of your neighbor's is longer.
2. When you have a long dick but know that one of your neighbor's is longer.
Man 1: *unzips pants* Look at my big dick. Must be all that Argentinian beef I've been eating.
Man 2: *unzips pants* If you've been eating Argentinian beef, then I must be eating Chilean beef!
Man 2: *unzips pants* If you've been eating Argentinian beef, then I must be eating Chilean beef!
argentinian beef by Marcanus Aurelius November 26, 2015
Ground Beef
When someone is anal fisted, there is a chance that their rectum will stick out. The red, pink tissue looks like ground beef, hince the name.
See: Rosebud
See: Rosebud
Ground Beef by WhoDatFreshBoi April 8, 2017
all-beef diet
1. Colorectal cancer to own the libs.
2. Cow-based charlatanism; runs in families.
3. Keto 4.0, for incels.
2. Cow-based charlatanism; runs in families.
3. Keto 4.0, for incels.
'Did you hear about Benjamin, he's started that all-beef diet after spending several hundred dollars accessing nutritional advice from a quack with zero qualifications, all in the hope it'll bring him closer to her equally kooky dad.'
'Well, there was a recent outbreak of BSE, so let's hope CJD does its thing and this distinctly boneheaded contingency collectively win the next few decades' Darwin Awards.'
'To be fair, bovine spongiform encephalopathy does accurately describe the brain states of these pathological simpletons.'
'Well, there was a recent outbreak of BSE, so let's hope CJD does its thing and this distinctly boneheaded contingency collectively win the next few decades' Darwin Awards.'
'To be fair, bovine spongiform encephalopathy does accurately describe the brain states of these pathological simpletons.'
all-beef diet by TwoBitVigilante November 17, 2018
Rusty Beef Needle
When a man with a thin Twizzler like penis fucks his girlfriend while she's on her period then sticks it in her ear.
Rusty Beef Needle by Blazin Crotch May 28, 2009
roast beef curtains
"I needed bungee cords and clothes pins to keep her roast beef curtains out of my way as I orally pleasured her."
roast beef curtains by Scott Martin June 29, 2006