3 definitions by Marcanus Aurelius

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1. Literal Some of the finest beef available in all of South America.

2. When you have a long dick but know that one of your neighbor's is longer.
Man 1: *unzips pants* Look at my big dick. Must be all that Argentinian beef I've been eating.
Man 2: *unzips pants* If you've been eating Argentinian beef, then I must be eating Chilean beef!
by Marcanus Aurelius October 07, 2015
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ejaculate; cum; jizz

Can be added to the food of someone you dislike. Note that this act is probably illegal.
"I just finished a handjob and topped off my dickhead roommate's dinner with some new zealand zest.
by Marcanus Aurelius October 18, 2015
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When a man is having sex and is about to ejaculate, he pulls out of the woman, slaps her on the stomach, and then ejaculates all over her stomach.
Reggie: "I was having sex with Jennifer when I decided to pull out and give her a buttermilk pancake."
Bruce: "Did you remember to slap her on the stomach?"
Reggie: "Yea, I remembered to warm up the skillet."
by Marcanus Aurelius October 18, 2015
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