little league legend

The worst human beings on the planet. The scum of the Earth

Little League Legends are baseball players who suck in travel ball and high school but they were only “good in” little league.

These are the people who the coaches had to put in the game because “everyone plays”

“wow that kid sucks...that’s a little league legend right there.”

little league legend by I hate little league legends May 22, 2018

Little Teaser’s 

When you order a “Hot ‘n’ Ready” (like Little Caesar’s) date from an online dating service, and they ghost you or stand you up.

All Bobo got from Little Teaser’s last night was blue balls.

Little Teaser’s by HumaneAnimal May 28, 2018

little beak

A micro-sized penis.

I saw Mason's little beak when he was using the school showers.

little beak by Reformed Christian Man June 11, 2018

Little Bitch 

Someone who whines & complains about everyone & everything.

Kevin: "Cdiff, stop acting like a little bitch."

Cdiff: "If you call me that one more time, I'm going to tell my mom."

Little Bitch by MarkyMark2020 June 11, 2018

Little PTA 

Parents
Teacher's
Association

She's my little PTA

Little PTA by Alex Rod7158 June 12, 2018

little hawk 

A wonderful man with a unseemly small cock

look its little cock.. oops i mean little hawk

little hawk by kooooooo0lcaat June 13, 2018

Little hash brown 

Something you call someone you think is cute and are the most special person of all

Guy 1: I heard you met someone last night
Guy 2: yeah she’s the most caring person ever
Guy 1: wow she sounds awesome

Guy 2: yeah, she’s my little hash brown

Little hash brown by Grammatically June 18, 2018