douche mccallister 

someone who resembles part douche, part deuce mccallister and that eats the excrement of assholes. no one likes these "douche mccallister"s, because of their lack of brain activity and over activity of smell.

man, that pat galloway is a douche mccallister.

why do you say that?

cause he's a smelly douche-looking mother fudger and i cant stand the odor any longer.

douche mccallister by saucy mcgee May 28, 2008

Douche Train 

Bumpo's favourite word at Kilcoo,
I, (Shaker) made it up.
It is another way to call someone a douche,
but douche-train is something bigger than a
douche, and it is much better than a douche bag.

"Chugga Chugga Douche Douche"
"You're a douche train"

Douche Train by Shaker Grandy June 19, 2008

Douche Bouche 

Synonymous with douche bag; can also refer to the male hair style of cow-licked bangs with pomade (flipped up).

Erica's douche bouche boyfriend has a douche bouche on the front of his head.

Douche Bouche by Funky McFresh September 26, 2008

Douche Bag 

A self-absorbed person who could care less about anyone else. Many people have at least one friend who fits this description. Someone you can never count on but expects you to be there when needed. Douche bags tend to have girlfriends that cheat on them. If you ever decide to grill by the pool, he's the guy that shows up with a single unseasoned steak and half a bag of chips. He then proceeds to eat all of your food and drink your beer. If you're having a party, he's the guy that shows up with a 6-pack and proceeds to drink everyones alcohol. If one of your close friends has an attractive girlfriend, he's the guy that sends her creepy texts and tries to get her alone without your friend knowing.

Douche bags usually drive an H3 and blare loud rap music with their windows down. Sometimes they tend to be creepy and socially awkward around so-called friends. Usually, if a douche bag has a girlfriend, she will constantly call you and all your friends for sex. This is because douche bags have no real game and can only pull xanax eating tricks that love sleeping around.

Why do we even invite that guy over anymore? He never contributes and just talks about himself. What a douche bag!

Douche Bag by Giggles Mgee June 23, 2010

Douche Plug

The one plug that takes up five thousand slots on your surge protector

"Is there a slot on your surge protector where I can plug my phone in?"
"Sorry, there's one douche plug that takes up all of the fucking slots"

Douche Plug by bitchesondeck March 27, 2015

douche bag 

1. the tool used to clean a female, well.. you know.

2. a name called to people are being extremly gay or retarted at times.

"Before we have sex honey, I would prefer to douche myself." quoted the skank hoe.

"Your such a douche bag baby! Lets just fuck and get it over with!" cried Bob, tied to the bed unwillingly.

douche bag by douchebag917 October 12, 2004

Douche Bag Galore 

My friend who is now obsessed with the Urban Dictionary. She now tortures me with her nonsense use of made up words.

Ash won't shut up. She's a Douche Bag Galore.

Douche Bag Galore by lindacrter October 9, 2008