Exemplary Man

The male protagonist of any action or science fiction movie, who is mysteriously competent at everything, seems not to feel pain, and Saves The Lives Of Everyone Ever.

"Wow, I really thought the world was going to end that time."

"Really? I wasn't even worried. I knew Exemplary Man could save us despite the apparently insurmountable odds."

by Kaoine September 24, 2009

Urban Man

An absolute fucking chad

Urban Man is such a damn gigachad

by fuck off nosy ass prick April 21, 2022

Hoodie man

A floating humanoid creature, biologically designed to look like a cloth hoodie. The eyes of a hoodie man resemble black sunglasses and, the mouth protrusion has the design of a Medical germ mask. The youtuber known as kwite is the only known hoodie man in existence.

"Kwite is a hoodie man."

by Encouragement Cactus July 29, 2019

man splanting

when a male. plants a tree and produces semen on the tree

karen:billy have you man been man splanting

billy:not yet mom

by L.w.sommerville November 28, 2016

man utter

The penis when it is hanging from the body of a person on all fours.

He got on all fours and she milked his man utter.

by Bamzamma December 16, 2016

man vacuum

The art of vacuuming that a man would use. Instead of moving furniture to vacuum underneath of it, you vacuum around it.

I chose to man vacuum, instead of doing it the right way.

by Raffy17 February 5, 2009

Alabama Man

A man whose favorite word is "sister"

The Florida Man asked the Alabama Man to spell straight, and his answer was: S-I-S-T-E-R

by Vegetarian_Lion December 22, 2020