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Humper of the Trees 

He is an amazing treebee and has magical sex powers.Wizard from the middle east has been sighted "speaking" with willy wonka.
The Humper of the trees is dominant.

Corn in the toilet

It's the situation that takes place when you swallow corn or eat it partially...
It´s result is the appareance of corn seeds in the toilet as you take a dump which will mostly end up in disgust by the "creator".
This happens because the human large intestine can´t absorbe cellulose (Dietary Fiber), joining it with other waste products. Which simply end up in your toilet.
Person 1: Today I went to the bathroom and what I saw in the toilet disgusted me...
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: I really saw what I eat yesterday, corn with eggs, I saw the corn in the toilet.
Person 2: Ewwww
Person 1: (Lol)

come upon the town 

basically to become a prostitute
Its a really old fashioned way of saying it and it was in the book pride and prejudice
1:dude, did you hear about that lizze girl?
2:no what she do?
1:Dave reckons she's come upon the town
2:no way
come upon the town by Maija69 October 28, 2008

mostest with the toastest 

A phrase used to mock oneself, or to express sarcasm in a situation that is normally serious.
Man #1: "I am SO hungry!

Man #2: "No way! I'm the mostest with the toastest!"

Man#1: "Hah! by his use of sarcasm, I can tell that in reality, I am hungrier!"

Deep in the trunks 

(a) When one is engulfed by their passions or desires to the point of tuning all else out in pursuit of their goal.

(b) Subsequently, it may also mean one who is consumed by an inner turmoil to the point of others' awareness of said issue.
(a) "Man, Trevor's been deep in the trunks ever since he met that cocktail waitress. We never see him anymore."
"Grant got that new contract for the mural and has been spending every day in the library researching greek mythology. He never sees the light of day. He's deep in the trunks by now."

(b) BOB: Is everything alright with Kelly? She's been losing it a little.
CHRIS: Yea. She's struggling to keep it together these days and no one wants to deal with her anymore.
BOB: Sounds like she's deep in the trunks.

Burned by the tea 

When spilling the tea backfires on you and ends up coming back to bite you in the ass.
Omg I got burned by the tea last night when Jess learned I was talking about her behind her back.