Christian

Is a sex-god, or.. the sex god. You will be chocked that he’s so kind since he looks like the Viking Thor and also Sverrir Gudnasson and Mr Big, among others.

He has eyes that want to eat you and fill you up and you’ll be willing to do it with a vegetable or even something sicker. He’s a man and he acts like a man, but still has a soft side and you want to annoy him just so he can treat you like a kitten 🐱

Christian? Thought he was an idiot… but you say he’s Christ? Like Jesus?

by Schön January 21, 2022

Christian

Eats mayo from the jar

Christian: says nothing while stuffing mayo in his butt and mouth

by wasgooddddjannjj January 21, 2022

Christian

The most annoying thingy ever. They think they are smart and 'above average IQ'. Cannot stop BLABBERING about their religion and always gets asked "Are you actually christian?"

He cannot stop talking about how much of a Christian he is.

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEE September 17, 2022

Christian Single

He just likes men and dates people for like 6 hours

dude 1: yo Christian Single you like men

by Sunflower pronce September 25, 2022

Christian

Christian is the dumbest autistic bitch ever. Doesn't know how to speak properly and never does any work.

Your such a Christian

by anonymous October 11, 2022

christian jank

The type of movies and series you see on pureflix or JW Broadcasting, something that looks fake, but is for real and absolutely serious, most of the time with some kind of budget but invested all in the wrong places, and it always features the same actors, like Kevin Sorbo and/or David A R White, most of the time its just poorly written christian propaganda

"hey jen, did you watch that new "christian jank" series last night?"

by Hanzo_nagashi October 12, 2022

christian

best man 2 ever exist. christian is the best ever, period. hes just so perfect and hes sooo soosososososososso pretty. he has the prettiest blue eyes and the nicest hair on a guy and his jaw is perfection. christian is one of the guys who u can love with all of ur heart foreverrrr. even when i get old and we dont talk anymore ill still know why i decided to love christian over all the other boys or girls i couldve chosen. christian if ur reading this, it’s ah’nyah, ur biggest fan!!! lmao luv u so so much<3

christian is the cutest guy 2 walk the earth :)

by ahnyaah October 16, 2022