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Christian

Is a sex-god, or.. the sex god. You will be chocked that he’s so kind since he looks like the Viking Thor and also Sverrir Gudnasson and Mr Big, among others.

He has eyes that want to eat you and fill you up and you’ll be willing to do it with a vegetable or even something sicker. He’s a man and he acts like a man, but still has a soft side and you want to annoy him just so he can treat you like a kitten 🐱
Christian? Thought he was an idiot… but you say he’s Christ? Like Jesus?
by Schön January 21, 2022
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