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zebra

old school slang term for police cars...black and whites.
hide the dope, here comes the zebras
by drunk trophy February 12, 2007
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zebra

let's cross... It's green!
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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Zebra Strike

The act of taking your 4 fingers(excluding thumb), putting them together as one, and jabbing a person in your choice of their body part.Often can be mistaken as the setup for a cobra strike, but the initial execution is much more brutal and un-precise.
Zach just zebra striked josh in the face.
by Jake23ForlLife December 16, 2008
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Zebra Diagnosis

When someone hears obvious telltale signs of one things, and assumes it's something similar but off the wall. Origins from the show Scrubs
Guy 1: I had a Zebra Diagnosis the other day.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1:I heard galloping and whinnying so I assumed it was a zebra.

Guy 1: Man, I don't feel so good.
Guy 2: What's wrong?
Guy 1: My nose is running and I'm tired, I bet I have swine flu!
Guy 2: Dude, whatever. That's a zebra diagnosis, you have a cold.
by Z0604 May 12, 2009
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zebra finch

by Birb1234567890 November 11, 2019
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zebra effect

A state of mental dating distraction. It occurs when an individual on the make is presented with too many equally attractive choices at the same time. Similar to the sensory overload experienced by a lioness crossing open ground to advance on a heard of zebras. The end result is often missed opportunity and frustration.
The zebra effect hit Chico hard as he stared at the table of beautiful woman, unable to decide which one to pursue.
by maximo hudson February 4, 2009
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A zebra doesn't eat apples

"A zebra doesn't eat apples" is a saying that means something along the lines of cut the crap.
Guy: Hey, guess what. I slept with your sister last night
Guy2: Oh shut up, a zebra doesn't eat apples.
by Hugo Molten April 21, 2011
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