A person who enjoys taking off his trousers and forcing his ass into people's faces, then running away laughing immaturely. They are allowed to do this under the false pretense that they are a religious groups, they use the media to help portray this image.
I was walking along one day and I was approached by a jahova's witness claiming he wanted to preach to me, I knew that he really wanted to beat me up and press his butt onto my face, so I kicked the **** out of him before he could do anything. I was put on trial for assault, but managed to turn the court around by mentionning that he was a jahova's witness and gain £30000 after sueing the homosexual for libel.
by waffle April 8, 2004
Get the jahovas witnessmug. by Downstrike June 4, 2004
Get the Jehovas Witnessmug. by atlascassidy September 27, 2008
Get the fuck witmug. Jehovah's Witnesses are just normal people. I am writing because I am tired of people complaining about them coming to their doors at like 6 or 7 am, saying that they are a cult, that they want their children to die and so on... As one of Jehovah's Witnesses, I can say from experience that all of this is NOT true. Our beliefs and outlooks on life, comes from the Bible. If you are reading this to get an understanding of Jehovah's Witnesses, PLEASE do NOT believe everything people say out there. If you want the truth about the religion, visit the website listed below or contact your local Kingdom Hall. Thanks!
by STaurus March 2, 2009
Get the Jehovah's Witnessesmug. by Issa and bh cole April 28, 2006
Get the sup wit itmug. by Paparazzle July 29, 2014
Get the wit-woomug. people who have wrong beliefs about everything its actually laughable how dumb their religion is its a sinful cult but are good kissers and good at tetris
by blueberrychapstickruinedmylife October 24, 2017
Get the jehovahs witnessmug.