Went to dinner with my cousins. I picked up the check and asked them to leave the tip. One pulled out money, the other sipped his $7 drink. The tip total was about $18. I joked later with the cousin who paid that he must have had a locked wallet.
by Aston_D June 18, 2016
by Draco Malfoy. October 24, 2007
Last night I went to Suzy's house and asked to see her hamburger wallet. She bent over and showed me her butthole.
by Lucy The Miata May 08, 2019
A forced apology on the basis of concern for the economic loss or blow back for not making an apology. Always given with no sense of repentance, humility, remorse or genuine contrition.
The opposite of a heartfelt apology.
The opposite of a heartfelt apology.
Rush Limbaugh's economic driven apology following calling Sandra Fluke a slut was a "wallet apology." Motivated solely by the economic loss of losing sponsors because of his comments.
by Samuel Charles April 13, 2012
A woman who takes the in-out more frequently than a Catholic alter boy with a pretty mouth and sins to repent for.
Vince exclaimed, "I can't believe you tapped that hoe! You should probably get tested."
David replied shamefully, "I know, she's a real snot wallet."
David replied shamefully, "I know, she's a real snot wallet."
by TramadolQueen July 06, 2013
When you think you have lots of money but upon checking your bank account realize you are actually flat, dead broke.
by gmack April 18, 2004
A term used to describe a beat-up, worn out vagina. Beef Curtains and Bologna Wallet are one and the same.
by Dusty Ervin March 06, 2008