nob wallet

a little cotten sac that protects ur penis from the dangers of the outside world

hahahahah look at that nob wallet on channel 5

by micheal February 1, 2005

sausage-wallet

a large, capacious twat

"Good heavens, Lady Pimbleshire! That is the biggest sausage-wallet I've ever laid eyes upon!"

by Lee Henman April 1, 2003

Ham Wallet

a ham wallet is a slag word for a womens vagina. it is called a ham wallet because the vagina looks very much like the contents of a ham sandwhich

your mams mitt looks like a ham wallet

by Darren Jason Pearce March 29, 2009

Ham Wallet

Slang term for vagina

Last night I put my meat-rocket into her ham wallet

by B to the ill August 23, 2008

sausage wallet

a sausage wallet is another word for a womans vagina. also used in the lyrics of 'hey there vagina'

person 1: "how was she last night?"

person 2: "all i'll say is that she had a tight sausage wallet when i did her"

by fuckingawesomesexyperson August 9, 2009

Angry Wallet Date

A date who, when taken to a restaurant, eats everything in sight and sacks you with a bill so huge you need a loan to pay it off

A really expensive date that empties your wallet and leaves it very angry

"So, how'd your date go?"

"Horrible! That chick was an Angry Wallet Date! I'm in debt now!"

by P.k. 7676 April 19, 2010

Capacious COCK Wallet

A large moist wallet for ones cock.

Feeling rather inadequate after shagging Belinda and sharing my disappointment to my friend Albert, he said belinda is known for having a "Capacious COCK Wallet" old bean! rather like fisting an elephants grandma!

by Johny Alpha December 11, 2011