green vulcan ooze

cum, origin: spock (from star trek) had green vulcan blood (thanks applebee's), Rae's origin: i made it up

He came in my mouth, i had to spit the green vulcan ooze out, that shit was disgusting.

by Rae Jen October 2, 2005

vulvazella

A process by which a person inserts an African horn instrument into their partner's vagina and blows heavily causing a sudden but sustained increase in genital pressure/vibration

Man after knocking her junk around for a while I gave her the vulvazella, that bitch is going to be queefing from here till Columbus Day

by lartinov99 July 11, 2010

A Vulcan

A person with a distinctively Vulcan style haircut, who also happens to have serious personality issues.

I met that guy before, he was very cold and unfriendly.

Looked kind of like a Vulcan.

by Ordersomepizza July 31, 2010

vulcanfriedchicken

Also known as "VFC". A very potent disease that inhabits sci fi fans and affects many messageboards. Theories state that it originated in Canada, though others say Sweeden.

"Omg vulcanfriedchicken tastes good!"

"Vulcanfriedchicken caused this"

by D.Scott September 25, 2005

Vulcan heil

To make the Nazi "heil" while one's fingers on the heiling hand form the Vulcan "live long and prosper" sign from Star Trek.

Vulcan heil, Vulcan heil.

by Pace June 2, 2004

Swollen Vulva

When a person(s) defers to participate in an action that they deem dangerous. Even when such inaction will deem them to be a lesser human in the eyes of their peers!

OR

A physical anomaly that precludes a member of the male gender to urniate in a standing position thus resulting in moderate to extreme hazing from his alleged "friends"

Josh was beyond reproach when asked to catch the football with the "sun" in his eyes!
"Geez Josh, do you have a Swollen Vulva or something!"

Teasing be Damned! Brady always sits to urinate, becasue he hates when he makes a mess due to his Swollen Vulva

by Matt December 28, 2007

Vulcan android

Someone who takes things too literally, over-thinks everything, and dismisses anything that lacks a clear cut purpose as irrelevant.

Abbey: My god! This is just so awesome isn't it?

Lauren: ...Compared to what?

Abbey: Haha! You're such a Vulcan android.

by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010