by Lord Humongous February 16, 2005
Get the golden tornado mug.When tornadoes fuse with hurricanes, they become Tornadocanes, a natural disaster so powerful it has actually gained sentience and has begun to commit Identity theft.
"Tornadocanes are sweeping across the country, which is a sure sign that identity theft is on the rise, and the end is upon us!"
by WeekendUpdate October 20, 2008
Get the Tornadocanes mug.Biggest of all bitches and cunts alike. Stuck up or woman / girl whom is so full of ones own shit cause they have a twat and look semi decent.
by bigbigbigbitch July 28, 2010
Get the Tornado Swirling Thunder Cunt mug.when karma finally comes back around to kick you in the ass and it devastates you beyond belief, this is called a karma tornado. KARMA tornadoes come only to those who deserve them;
The karma tornado finally came down and the feng shui in wendys office couldnt stop the force from kicking her out on her ass.
by fort atkinson angel June 25, 2008
Get the karma tornado mug.The portuguese tornado is when someone has a abnormally large tongue and performs counter clockwise rotations causing the labia to become rather arroused. The reason why its called ´the portuguese tornado´is that many portuguese men used this method to greet foreign females hoping for the ultimate goal of penetration later that night.
Jessica was nearly sent into a coma while Tiago welcomed her to the country with a portuguese tornado and because of the powerful tornado later that night he managed to insert Jessica.
by SashaT September 6, 2011
Get the Portuguese Tornado mug.When a male partner takes his female partner and spins her around on his dick like a raging tornado in Texas!
Male: Damnnnnnnn baby! I'm giving you a Texas Tornado tonight!
Female: It better be a good tornado baby! (;
Female: It better be a good tornado baby! (;
by Natalie Stump. July 1, 2014
Get the Texas Tornado mug.AFK or Away From Keyboard is simply a popular shortening among gamers, However on the also popular IRC Chat. <Zanthis(ALE)> originally started the AFK Tornado craze when he originally set his status as this due to an actual Tornado in 2005. I believe the original quote is posted on Bash.org.
I hope this little background history was helpful, for those Newfags out there its a very "you had to be there moment" type situation.
I hope this little background history was helpful, for those Newfags out there its a very "you had to be there moment" type situation.
by Naraic18 July 23, 2009
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