TorchJob

An enema with Ben-Gay. I think I read about this in Playboy in the eighties and curled up in my seat just thinking about it. Don't know if it is real or fake but I'm sure it can't be good for you in the extreme.

"John thought a Torchjob would help with both his back and constipation problem. He's dead so it did"

constipation torch burning asshole

by Bel-Ter March 12, 2010

touched the bird

When a girl grabs a guys dick unexpectedly and he squeaks like a bird

Becky walked up to John and touched the bird

by Ballislife19 May 11, 2015

Touched spaghet

A very big evidence of a crime of touching spaghet. Mostly left in Europe.
Touching spaghet and getting caught will get you the sentence of death.

I CANT EAT MY TOUCHED SPAGHET! ITS TOUCHED!

by Jesus with a Shotgun June 5, 2018

touched cloth

derived from 'about to shit oneself
Touched cloth means to have almost died.

my brother Ned has overcome colon cancer, he really 'touched cloth'

by slash4 August 9, 2020

Touché Hitler

When you get called out for doing something questionable by someone doing something just as bad, if not worse.

Dalton: *litters*

Guy driving by in his truck blowing black smoke into the air: "what an asshole"

Dalton: "Touché Hitler"

by NutsBreath December 11, 2020

torch grass

Lighting the grass on fire before someone tells you to touch it

I cant touch grass I torched it.
I encourage you to also torch grass

by Kaz00 June 16, 2022

hole toucher

a deragatory term used to describe someone that touches a hole. can be iterechanged for terms such as asshole and douche bag.

what up you fuckin' hole touchers.

by the mad December 23, 2007