Ms tilley

An grumpy old bitch that hates fun and year 7s

ms tilleys a bitch

by nice cup October 17, 2019

Timber

A large brown turd log that comes out of the ass extremely fast

Jake : Oh Kiersten I just love it when your soft blonde hair brushes my face it gives me a instant boner!
Kiersten : Wow I didn't know my hair was so powerful maybe I should pleasure that boner for you.
Steve : Excuse me guys could you point me to the crapper I need to let out some Timber!
Jake : Get lost you fuckin idiot !
Kiersten : Well I guess that killed the mood!
Jake : No just let me caress your hair so I can reboner!
Kiersten : Caress Away!

by SlopNChop July 25, 2017

Timber

Any vehicle for mobile use.

Todd began melting iron on John. John ran to his timber and left fast.

by Taquecop May 4, 2008

Timber

1)Cut wood for building/burning.
2)a combination of street running and cruelty. Young chavs are awarded points for the amount of walking sticks they kick whilst running down the street.points are awarded on style and grace with which the elderly/disabled person falls. For maximum points(a slow arc, followed by a somersault), "Timber!" is called, hence the name.

"Come here billy, help me chop up some timber for the fire"

"Mate got any skag?"
"Nah I aint. Let's go down to Cash Converters and sell some shit. We can play Timber on the way."

by DRAGON FORCE January 18, 2006

Timber Creek High School

a shit hole full of racists and gross people

“you did yall hear about the Timber Creek High School parking spot??”
“yea, sounds just like timber”

by FungusRaccoon October 1, 2021

Tile cross academy

Half the school lesbians full of wannabe badmans only on job person from there is Hamza Sn

I'm getting mange moved to tile Cross academy

by Schooldefinitionperson123 October 8, 2021

Timber

Humble; Beautiful.

That girl is really timber, she just passed on the buddha.

by ZiigZax January 6, 2004