October surprise

An unexpected, dramatic last-minute event which potentially alters the outcome of an election. The term dates to the 1980 presidential campaign, in which Jimmy Carter planned, for October of that year, an operation to rescue American hostages held in Iran. Carter was lagging behind in polls and a successful rescue, an "October surprise," would likely have shifted the momentum to his side. The attempt failed, however, and Carter lost the election. Some have suggested that the Reagan campaign deliberately sabotaged the effort in order to bolster his candidacy.

Before Osama bin Laden released his newest tape, some people thought the Bush campaign would produce him as an October surprise.

by Sam Sundquist November 1, 2004

San Juan Surprise

When one Puerto Rican bumps into you so you drop something you are holding and when you are bending over, another Puerto Rican sticks a finger up your butthole and screams "Caucau! Caucau!" like a bird.

Billy Bowstaff was walking down the dusty, lonely street contemplating his life force. Suddenly, before he knew it, he was a victim of a San Juan Surprise.

by Julio Handjob June 14, 2006

Pokemon Surprise

When you are fucking a girl who wants you to pull out and right before you cum you turn your hat sideways and scream "Squirtle! I choose you! Use water gun!" then cum in her anyway

Did you hear that Emma got pregnant?

Yeah Wesley gave her a pokemon surprise.

by Priest and Matador July 19, 2011

ice box surprise

Just when a guy is about to come, he runs up to his refrigerator, slams his cock in the door, and comes inside.

Man, after that chick dumped me, I was so sad that I gave myself an ice box surprise.

by faroreforelorn February 10, 2008

Hidden Black Surprise

Inviting your girlfriend over for a booty call and in the meantime get in bed and start getting head from a drunk black chick with the lights off. When your girlfriend walks in she won't see the black chick sucking your dick until she sits on the bed. The end result is a hilarious story.

Man, Rick pulled a Hidden Black Surprise last night. His girlfriend ran out the house crying, while the other girl threw up and spat gum on his ball hair.

by Ricky Dee August 23, 2006

Surprise poo

Common mostly with females, a surprise poo occurs when you go to the toilet to have a piss but end up following through- fortunately on the toilet- as you were unaware of your bowel evacuating needs.

Uncommon with males as they pee standing up.

girl 1: I've been waiting 10 minutes for you, where've you been??
girl 2: I had a surprise poo, sorry
girl 1: Oh, okay

Eavesdropping dude: wtf

by bricksatmyface December 17, 2012

surprise creampie

When you cum inside a chick without giving her prior warning.

She let me fuck her without a rubber, but didn't realize I would give her a surprise creampie.

by PulpFictionFan94 May 13, 2017