Stiff One

Another word for a male erection or boner

Steve: You dude, have you seen that new girl group girlicious's new music video?

Dimitri: Yea man, I've seen it like 5 times and I've gotten a Stiff One every time.

by Dimitri G September 29, 2008

stiffie time

'Stiffie time' is slang for masterbation, but can also mean: time for a root, when something is really hard, or if your fucked up on valium and beer. This word is from the stiffie family.

What time is it?! STIFFIE TIME!
"Dude that bitch just took $250! No stiffie time tonight.
Why is it always stiffie time before I wake up?
I'm so bored right now, think I'll watch some jenna jameson movies and have a stiffie time.

by StiffieSteve September 6, 2005

stife

a woman particularly the noticeable ones.

damn! sis you scope the dash on this stife? well did ya?

by venusflytrap October 15, 2006

Bindle Stiffed

When a hobo comes up to you while you are in a hurry and begins to tell you his life story. This is usually followed by the metaphorical feeling that he has taken his bindle stick and shoved it deep into your ass piercing your colon. This feeling metaphorical feeling is caused by the fact that you will be arriving late to your destination and that you have no more change in your pocket.

Employee: Sorry im late for work I got bindle stiffed.

Boss: Heres some metaphorical tampons and hemorrhoid cream.

Employee: He took $1.37

by rekrap April 4, 2011

a good stiff

a stand up, like a boner, guy who holds true to values. A solid person who doesn't waiver.

a man whose opinion holds true from experience

a hard penis that a girl can ride multiple times or multiple girls can ride

You can always count on that guy...he is a good stiff.

by goodstiff November 19, 2011

Stiff

1. To cheat (someone) of something owed.

2. To fail to give or supply (something expected or promised).

If you do too much for people, they'll stiff you more than repay you.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 1, 2005

Stiny

In certain parts of the midwest (namely Des Moines, Iowa), one uses the term "Stiny" when referring to the Lord Jesus Christ.

Thank Stiny for this bountiful feast we are about to receive...even if he was a Jew.

by God_In_Heaven September 5, 2006