Skids

A person who when farts smells like they shit their pants, yet never claims it was their fart. If you do this action you may just find anti-skid signs in the bathroom.

Person 1:(farts)
Person 2:(smells shit) Do you smell that?It smells like shit!Did you just shit your pants?
Person 1:Nope, i don't smell anything.
Person 1:SKIDS!

by Im Dani & i like 2showmyboobs June 22, 2010

Skids

Someone who normally doesn't wipe and lets the back of there underwear do the cleaning rustling is a a skid mark on there pants.

Other reasons for not wiping could be :
Busy (they might have a demanding job at Next)
Lazy

No Paper
Couldn't find a towel

They were framed

Me - man how did you leave the bathroom so quick

Skids - I don't wipe

Me - bet you've got some skid marks on your pants

by Thomasakaskids May 14, 2019

skidsofrenic

Someone who loves doing burnouts and usually gets in trouble with the law for it but keeps doing them and gettin caught again

Q)Why does jono keep doing burnouts when hes be caught 5 times before

A) he cant help it hes a skidsofrenic

by Captain Skids November 30, 2009

stidge

A misspelling of the word stooge,but still funny anyway because I say so.
Origin:a blue monkey named fopzinger

"Fopzinger was right. He is a stidge.

by Destiny March 23, 2005

smidsy

A proper retard. Plays Quake 3 and Halo 2. Talks absolute gibberish and is also a ginja ninja in disguise.

"Smidsy your a proper tard I swear"

by Noodle April 8, 2005

sids

a hybrid of scene kids-sids

"Hye look at them sids!"

by adamski24 March 31, 2007

sidsandwich

wen you put a swedish guy between two bits of bread

troy: nat will you make me a sidsandwich?

nat: sure thing troy, you want cheese on it too?

troy: hell yh

by troymusefan May 3, 2007