squoochee

(v.) same as douche (the verb). it's ass-cleaning :) often with water!

"Felching session canceled because he don't wanna squoochee."
"Girl, ew... Get back on Grindr and find a new fling...."

by 4n41b34d51uv3r2004 February 23, 2025

Squenching

When a raggedy hoe clicks their shoes and proceeds to bust everywhere!

Bro I was totally just squenching

by GoonGoblin69 April 14, 2025

squoochee

kind of like douche-ing your anus but with a little nice and sparkly iykwim. makes a "squooooooch" sound and the -ee is from the air flowing out

a: "coca cola or pepsi?"
b: "ah i'd like some pepsi"
b: "are you just gonna stand there and hold that bottle?"
b: "that's a weird looking cup"
b: "oh my god are you squoocheeing. im leaving i dont like this"

by stdsoundsystem April 22, 2025

Squinch

Smaller than a pinch

You just need a squinch of paint.

by icecoldsunlight May 9, 2025

Squanch

that good shit…

Bro that’s not Squench, that’s SQUANCH

by A. Covington June 12, 2025

Squinch

A small amount

When you playing Overwatch and you say "Mercy may I have a squinch of healing"

by Skenger2 September 15, 2025

Squancho

Is the fat roll that is located between her Va-Jay-Jay and bellybutton.

Man, did you see the squancho on that heifer?

by Woodhippie December 31, 2025