scotch face

Usually when someone's face is red and weathered due to excessive alcohol consumption.

Look at that ragged out guy at the bar, he's got total scotch face.

by NoLuv4Strange December 7, 2015

spatchie

A woman, usually a wife, that is always flipping out on her husband for no good reason.

Dude, your wife is a real Spatchie.

by Cheevless July 12, 2017

scotchafile

A person whom in the prusit of scotch excellence sacrifices their dignity settling for an underage alternative

Pedophile: mmmm 12 year old
Scotchafile: mmmm 12 year old scotch

by Ghostspectre July 31, 2019

Scotchly

A group of men that is very fond and or worshipper of the scotch brand of tape and other office materials.

yeah my dad is apart of a scotchly

by fatassratfromkansas March 21, 2020

scotch

After a messy breakup, when your ex-girlfriend deliberately replaces your lubricant with super glue(usually of the Scotch brand)causing your hand to stick to your penis.

George: "Aw man, I totally got scotched last night. (as he clutches his penis)."

by kem. April 5, 2008

scotch rifle

Like beer pong but with scotch instead of beer and rifles instead of ping pong balls.

Sean Connery and I played scotch rifle for his Highlander sword.

by UtopianPhysics May 5, 2011

scotchmohop

A mechanized pogo stick, which is the most common form of transportation for a Clamnigger. Note that the Clamnigger has probably beaten a small Caucasian or Native American child violently with a bag of provolone cheese in order to obtain said vehicle. The scotchmohop may be dismantled and ingested with a nice buttery spread for storage purposes.

Damn johnny! Not only has that Clamnigger taken my land but my scotchmohop as well!

by Coolhand Luke R April 29, 2013