Slither-Hinge

A women who has had surgery on her jaw in order to unhinge it like a snake does, to perform oral sex on more males at a time.

The girl with the Slither-Hinge was able to fit five dicks in her mouth at once to get the job as a pornstar.

by Big-Joe-Watson October 19, 2007

slothgrip

The firm, annoying, unrelenting, grip of an infatuated woman's arm hooked around a guy's; locked at the elbow.

Friend A: Dang, who's that with the slothgrip on Slim?

Friend B: New girlfriend. She's been hanging there all night.

by jousts-94198 November 3, 2009

sloth grab

When someone grabs an object at an ultra slow pace to the point where its akward.

Did you see how long it took Anna to reach for her seatbelt this morning?

Yea, that sloth grab was very akward.

by fraxinus6356 November 27, 2012

slothical

Slow, lazy.

Sloth-like.

A person who tends to sleep a lot is slothical.

by alexlikesfood December 3, 2014

Slothed

To be stoned out of your mind, your reactions are as slow as a sloth.

This one girl got soooo slothed last night.

by AllPickledUp🍆 February 8, 2015

Slitherbutt

A guy with a hot piece of ass, but happens to be the biggest prick on this planet. This wonderfully versatile insult implies that the person being insulted may be hot, but is rather slow-witted and is an enormous asshole.

Zoe: "Ugh, why is Dan such a fucking slitherbutt?!?"

Kiersten: "I dunno, he's like the lord of all slitherbutts."

by ThunderingAlicorn August 1, 2014

Slothtard

A person who is incredibly slow -- physically, and mentally.

That guy is such a mess; it takes him three times as long to do the same job as everyone else, and he still gets it wrong. He's definitely a slothtard!

by GambitKing October 6, 2015